If it's wrong, I've probably said it...
Another example of how wrong I can be...
Published on September 6, 2004 By chiprj In Humor
Got your attention with that title, didn't I?

Back in 97-98 I lived in Korea and got to work with two good friends of mine - greywar and Different Hanja. For most of the time I was there, only greywar had a car of the three of us. He'd often drive us home after flights or over to main post to do laundry. He'd also drive us to Osan Air Base to use the commissary. At the time, the Camp Humphreys commissary was a little larger than a big 7-11, but the Osan commissary was just like a real grocery store from the states (well, except for the ajjumas pushing you out of the way for the frozen ox tail).

Well, since Different Hanja moved off base before I did, he'd usually meet up with greywar before they came to pick me up, so I often rode in the back seat. If we happened to be together when leaving, standard shotgun rules applied.

Once, when we were returning from a run to the Osan commissary, we were sitting at a red light and I was riding in the back seat. When the light turned green, the truck behind us immediately laid on the horn. greywar and Different Hanja both commented on the guy being a jerk but I did what came naturally to me. I gave him the finger. But I immediately realized that being a Korean, he may not know what the finger meant, so I quickly changed my hand gesture to the Korean equivilant (something they don't teach you at DLI in culture studies class).

Well, this pissed off the driver more. As we were driving, he pulled up alongside us and started yelling at us in Korean. greywar and Different Hanja had no idea why this guy was acting this way and all I could think to do was continue to show the guy my awareness of his cultural/social gestures.

The guy then sped up and pulled in front of us and hit the brakes (the road was a six lane mini highway). As greywar drove around the truck, the guy and his buddy were actually getting out of the cab of the truck. I guess they thought that we would stop and discuss this in an adult manner in the middle of the road, or something.

It was at this time I told greywar and Different Hanja about my hand gestures. They were predictably angry with me. As we neared our exit, the truck once again caught up to us. It sped past us onto the overpass while we exited and prepared to drive away. The truck pulled over on the side of the overpass and the passenger got out quickly. He launched a screwdriver at us from his higher position. I started laughing when I saw the guy actually lob the screwdriver at us. greywar slowed down the car but that ended up causing the screwdriver to hit smack in the middle of the roof of the car. Stopped my laughter for just a moment and then I lost it again.

Good thing greywar had the standard hand me down ¶ËÂ÷ (BBAK CE - crap car) that most Soldiers drive while stationed in Korea. But I still got in trouble for my actions. From that day onward I was not allowed to make any hand gestures, no matter how called for, and it was preferred if I sit on my hands just to be safe.

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on Sep 07, 2004
*shakes head* Silly chiprj, that's what the Homer sticker is for!



on Sep 07, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHA, funny...

Ermmm...actually reminds me of that one day when this guy actually came out of his car when caught on the red night (well...I was visiting home for my winter break and...well I was too used to American culture - *rolling my eyes*...you know, I gave him a finger when he kept chanding his lanes without turning on his blinker. Unfortunately, he saw me doing that through his mirror). He came to us (me and my sis) and opened our car door (my side...and my sister was driving), started swearing...thought he was going to beat me up. After swearing for like 3 minutes (I swear, those names he called me...I've never heard them in my whole life...Very very very bad words - JERK!) in front of my face, he left and started driving crazy until he had to turn right.

That is why I never want to drive in this country.
on Sep 07, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHA, funny...

Ermmm...actually reminds me of that one day when this guy actually came out of his car when caught on the red night (well...I was visiting home for my winter break and...well I was too used to American culture - *rolling my eyes*...you know, I gave him a finger when he kept chanding his lanes without turning on his blinker. Unfortunately, he saw me doing that through his mirror). He came to us (me and my sis) and opened our car door (my side...and my sister was driving), started swearing...thought he was going to beat me up. After swearing for like 3 minutes (I swear, those names he called me...I've never heard them in my whole life...Very very very bad words - JERK!) in front of my face, he left and started driving crazy until he had to turn right.

That is why I never want to drive in this country.
on Sep 07, 2004
Chip: Do I know you?
on Sep 07, 2004
Chip: Do I know you?


I know you... maybe you don't remember me, but you've met me... I flew with greywar for two years in Korea and practically lived in Companion Club on the nights I wasn't flying during that time.
on Sep 07, 2004
He came to us (me and my sis) and opened our car door (my side...and my sister was driving), started swearing...thought he was going to beat me up.


Holy Crap! There was no way to drive out of that one? I guess the lesson here is to keep your doors locked! I've seen that sort of thing quite often, and not just in Korea.
on Sep 07, 2004
... maybe you don't remember me, but you've met me...


There were quite a few brain cells that didn't survive my time in Korea. I blame it all on the froggy potions. I'm emailing greywar now to ask for a memory jog...
on Sep 07, 2004
There were quite a few brain cells that didn't survive my time in Korea. I blame it all on the froggy potions.


True Dat! I lost a lot of brain cells to tequila while I was there... margeritas, tequila sunrises, and prairy fires...
on Sep 07, 2004

I'm emailing greywar now to ask for a memory jog...

hmmm that means she may get an answer sometime this year...

on Sep 07, 2004

... margeritas, tequila sunrises, and prairy fires...

 

They all pale before the Awesome Power of a Thunderfuck!

on Sep 07, 2004
oooohhhhh!

I forgot that I had another source: evilpidge: Link

Then a quick jump over to dharma's show and tell blog: Link

Then another hyperlink Linkand there's even a picture!

Awesome.

Now if only I could recover some gray matter to associate a coherent memory with the name/face thing. Hmmm...I think I remember that you were a nice guy. Nice to re-meet you!!

PS Greywar: nevermind (ya lazy non-emailing sack of....I mean...uh...have you been working out??)
on Sep 07, 2004
hmmm that means she may get an answer sometime this year...


Ain't that the truth...

They all pale before the Awesome Power of a Thunderfuck!


Again, true dat!
on Sep 07, 2004
shakes head* Silly chiprj, that's what the Homer sticker is for!


Sorry for the late answer to this one! Is that the sticker you have on your van? That's a good one!
on Sep 07, 2004
OX tail! To the top of the cart baby!
I went home to the states after my first tour at the Hump, (26 months) and I would just walk through people at the commisary or
Wally world when I got back. you know the forearm in the back, elbow jab in passing, etc. without even realizing it!
COmpanions wish I was there.
on Sep 07, 2004
I would just walk through people at the commisary orWally world when I got back. you know the forearm in the back, elbow jab in passing, etc. without even realizing it!


I know that feeling. I find myself standing defensively in line, too... you know, when you're constantly looking out of the corner of your eye to make sure noone is going to try and skip in front of you and edging in front of them if you get the feeling they may try...

COmpanions wish I was there.


I REALLY know that feeling...
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