If it's wrong, I've probably said it...
No... now quit calling me!
Published on September 18, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging
Yesterday, I got several calls on my cell phone. All of them were from the same number and same guy. I missed the first one while I was in class, but answered the second after I got home. He started the call with, "Did you call me?".

I told him no. His number and mine were very similar. Change my 8 to his 7 (in the 10's position) and it's the same number. I told him I didn't know how it might have happened, but maybe he'd misdialed somehow. He said OK and hung up.

He called again a couple of hours later. "Did you call me?" "No, same as last time." "Oh, OK." Click.

He called again a couple of hours later. "Did you call me?" "No, still not me. I think there's something wrong with your phone." "Oh, sorry." Click.

He called again a couple of hours later and it was getting late. "Did you call me?" Click. I was getting tired of it.

He called again after I had gone to bed. When I saw the number on the caller id, I just hit the disconnect button.

He called again at 4 AM. "Did you call me?" "NO, I didn't call you yesterday. I didn't call you last night. I didn't call you this time. I won't call you ever! Please don't call me again!" CLICK! (Well, you can't slam a cellphone down, but that's what I wanted to do.)

It's 8 AM and still no calls. Hopefully he got the clue.

This all reminded me of my last tour to Korea. My barracks phone number was either the same as a heating oil company (with a different area code prefix) or I had gotten the number after they changed theirs. I'd get calls all the time (especially in winter) for heating oil.

They'd ask for a particular person and I'd tell them there was no such person.

They'd try to verify that this was the heating oil company. I'd tell them no.

Then, they'd try to verify the phone number. They'd always say my number. I'd tell them that was the number, but it was mine, not that of the oil company.

It's with a little bit of pride that I tell you all of that above conversation would be in Korean and sometimes, the caller would have no clue I was a foreigner up to this point. I'd tell them that they were calling a barracks room on an American base. Most often I'd get a click at this point. Sometimes, they'd ask me if I knew the right number for the heating oil company. Sometimes, they'd even compliment me on my Korean (those were the best callers).

The best was when they'd call back two minutes later. They'd be in disbelief of everything I told them the first time and try again. Nope, still not the heating oil company. I had one guy call me regularly. I could recognize his voice and accent. It got to the point, I'd just hang up on that guy. Once, a woman yelled at me for messing with her. Apparently, she thought it was my fault that I didn't have any heating oil.

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on Sep 26, 2004
He was actually really nice . . .


HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, really nice 'til he's calling me at 0100!!!
on Sep 26, 2004
he he he . . . I wanted to be a jerk and mess with him, but I couldn't bring myself to do it . . . he also sounds a bit like a Texan . . .
on Sep 26, 2004
he he he . . . I wanted to be a jerk and mess with him, but I couldn't bring myself to do it . . . he also sounds a bit like a Texan . . .


That's OK. I'd be willing to cut the guy a break and call a truce if he quit calling me. Have to admit, no calls the past 36 hours or so... maybe he's finally decided to leave me alone... or, maybe if he truly believed I was calling him, maybe he's decided that maybe I was trying to call for Enrique, too... that's a lot of maybes...
on Sep 26, 2004
As yet no response to my.. "did you call me?"... lets see what he does!
on Sep 27, 2004
Hello?

Yo bo sey yo?

Hello?

Yo bo sey yo?

Hello?

Yo bo sey yo?

Hello?

Nu gu in dey yo?

This is Silva.

Mu wo?

Silva?

Nu gu in dey yo?

Silva, S-I-L-V-A

Mu wo mal hess so?

I don't understand you?

Mu wo?

Nu gu in dey yo?

I don't know what you're saying, I think you have the wrong number.

Ahhhhh, Al a hey yo. Mi yan ham ni da. Kan sam ni da......(Click) Damn, I forgot to ask about Enrique. Maybe later tonight!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
on Sep 27, 2004
SPC NBS - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny that he answered with his name when you asked who he was without actually knowing what you asked!
on Sep 27, 2004
Holy crap......someone needs to call him claiming to be Enrique, (pissed off and wanting to know why he's been taking all of his calls (optional)) and wanting to speak to chiprj!!!
on Sep 27, 2004
Holy crap......someone needs to call him claiming to be Enrique, (pissed off and wanting to know why he's been taking all of his calls (optional)) and wanting to speak to chiprj!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Or a woman needs to call and ask where here husband (Enrique) is. He's not there? She's going to kill him if he's out messing around!
on Sep 29, 2004
UPDATE - OK, the guy hasn't called me since late Friday night/early Saturday night, so I'm thinking that maybe he's finally gotten the fact that I haven't called him and is going to leave me along. So, I'm willing to let the guy off the hook. Thanks to everyone that offered to help out and call for 'Enrique'.

Also, No, I didn't call you...
on Sep 29, 2004
DAMN!!! Is this guy reading my blog? I went to class this afternoon and when I came back, I had a missed call. From whom? ENRIQUE!!! No calls since Saturday and as soon as I update to say that maybe he's gone.... ring, ring, ring.... It's back ON!
on Sep 29, 2004
Alas, it seems that the work of the League of Extraordinarily Ordinary (Not-so) Gentle People is not done yet.................

Another round of calls?
on Sep 29, 2004
DAMN!!! Is this guy reading my blog? I went to class this afternoon and when I came back, I had a missed call. From whom? ENRIQUE!!! No calls since Saturday and as soon as I update to say that maybe he's gone.... ring, ring, ring.... It's back ON!


D'oh!
on Sep 29, 2004
Alas, it seems that the work of the League of Extraordinarily Ordinary (Not-so) Gentle People is not done yet.................Another round of calls?


It would seem that it may be the way to go...

D'oh!


D'oh! is right!
on Sep 29, 2004

Oh good...I'll have the opportunity to speak french for the first time in over a year!


*rubs hands together with glee*


" Allo?  Enrique?  Ca va, mon ami?"


Hehehehehehe.....

on Sep 29, 2004
Oh good...I'll have the opportunity to speak french for the first time in over a year!


*rubs hands together with glee*


" Allo? Enrique? Ca va, mon ami?"


Hehehehehehe.....


In my best Mr. Burns accent.... "Excellent"
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