What kind of god are you?

Take this quiz and find out

Published on November 4, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging

Found this on Estrogen Lass' blog. You can just fill in your answers in the top three fields and click the button and it will take you to a new page with your answers and the code to cut and paste (if you want). Here's my results -

What kind of God are you?
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You earthly time was spent	"Laying" with the sons and/or daughters of men for hours... and days... and weeks...
Your throne is	A humble respte overlooking the rolling hills of Elysia
You wear	Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains
Your Godly superpower is	Rivers of white-hot magma flowing from your eyes, slowly and mercilessly agonizing those who stand in your way and your fallen playthings. Forever.

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Comments (Page 2)

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

I should ask my wife which powers she would prefer I have, no? Omniscience, dominance, or an orgasmic grasp. I wonder which she would pick. . .

HAHAHA!!! Well, if you had Omniscience, you'd know how to get the other two...

Sally jacobs

on Nov 04, 2004

You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in glory
You wear A rainbow for a sash, and mountains for shoes
Your Godly superpower is Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility

A rainbow sash I always wanted one of those!

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

A rainbow sash I always wanted one of those!

SWEET!

cactoblasta

on Nov 04, 2004

Mine was a little apocalyptic -

Your earthly time was spent - Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is - Fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear - Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains
Your godly superpower is - Rivers of white-hot magma flowing from your eyes, slowly and mercilessly agonizing those who stand in your way and your fallen playthings. Forever.

I think the message from this is "don't mess with me". Unless you like eternal torment. In which case go ahead.

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

I think the message from this is "don't mess with me". Unless you like eternal torment. In which case go ahead.

That's pretty much what I'm reading...

alison watkins

on Nov 04, 2004

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

alison watkins - You wear The inky cloak of the universe

Nice Cloak!

sunwukong

on Nov 04, 2004

You earthly time was spent	Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps
Your throne is	A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
You wear	Nothing! And that is why people worship you
Your Godly superpower is	A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

sunwukong - Your Godly superpower is A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant

Avenge away!

sunwukong

on Nov 04, 2004

Reply #24 By: chiprj - 11/4/2004 9:12:18 PM
Avenge away!

Right now I'm feeling a little disturbed about being naked with a flaming sword while sitting on a cold stone chair.

"Ohhhhh ... I'm an Oscar Meyer Weiner ..."

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

Right now I'm feeling a little disturbed about being naked with a flaming sword while sitting on a cold stone chair

It is a cool chair... but I can see your point...

Different Hanja

on Nov 04, 2004

You earthly time was spent Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps
Your throne is fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains
Your Godly superpower is The knowledge of and answer to all questions

Apparantly I live in Hell, but I know everything....sounds familiar.

chiprj

on Nov 04, 2004

Apparantly I live in Hell, but I know everything....sounds familiar

You didn't need to take a quiz to figure that one out... HAHAHA!

Zoologist03

on Nov 04, 2004

Zoologist03

on Nov 04, 2004

Dude, I'm awesome....so very, very awesome...

~Zoo

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