Operation Golden Flow Is A Success

At least for me it is...

Published on February 24, 2005 By chiprj In Blogging

Phone rang at 0455 this morning. When you've been in the Army for a while, you know there are only two things a Soldier will get called for that early - an alert or urinalysis. And since I'm in a training unit, I knew it wasn't an alert. I picked up the phone already knowing what I was going to be told. Be at the company at 0630 either ready to pee in a cup or ready to drink water.

The problem, though, was that I got up for PT 15 minutes earlier and had already gone to the bathroom. So, on my way out the door to PT, I grabbed a few bottles of water and started studying for the test.

Now, those of you that read Peeing In A Cup already know how much trouble this sort of thing can be for me (the short version is I get stage fright peeing in front of people). But, I'm happy to say, I was a first time "Go" this morning and was out of there about 30 minutes after I arrived.

WOOHOO for me!

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Comments

ParaTed2k

on Feb 24, 2005

Stand proud oh Specimen Warrior!! Let the pride flow freely knowing that you have made your contribution to the war on drugs!!! ;~D

greywar

on Feb 24, 2005

An accomplishment you can be proud of.

Danny Bassette

on Feb 24, 2005

Good job on your test, study hard for the next one

Sturgee

on Feb 24, 2005

Congrats on the first time go Chip. I just find it hard to believe that you would have any inhibitions/stage fright after being in the Army this long, especially having served over in Korea (with Different Hanja and Grey no less). I KNOW that you had to have done things more "embarrassing" than a wizz quiz. That was my secret...just thinking to myself "I don't like him looking at me while I pee, but it's better than him seeing me when I fill in the blank."

ParaTed2k

on Feb 25, 2005

I think the military is the only place around where Heterosexual adult males actually talk to each other while peeing! lol

And then, of course, there is the great wonders of the old WWII barracks with the "stall-less toilets". Nothing says "battle buddy" like talking to him while wiping your butt!! ;~D

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