Quiz that is easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds.

Answers in a few days

Published on July 11, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging

Easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds.
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5) What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one, you can use your hands?
6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Comments

Janders

on Jul 11, 2004

) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it?
Money
4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one, you can use your hands? Fork

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?A candy bar?

7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Last name

CS Guy

on Jul 11, 2004

Easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds.

Well, that rules me out.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
talk

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
Feet.

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it?
Dollars.

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
???

5) What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one, you can use your hands?
FORK

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
???

7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
???

Red Rhino

on Jul 11, 2004

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Chocolate Bar?

7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Last Name

CS Guy

on Jul 11, 2004

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Chocolate Bar?

See, I thought it must be that, but it would have to be a very specific candy bar to claim it has two nuts. I can't think of any that match that description, unless you want to get into semantics and claim it applies to anything with at least two nuts.

Estrogen Lass

on Jul 11, 2004

Cute quiz. Although, those who know me know that I do not possess a clear let alone a CLEAN mind. I kept thinking of that four letter f word throughout the whole entire thing. Even after I knew the answers.

Red Rhino

on Jul 11, 2004

CS Guy - Yeah, the two nuts thing threw me off too. But its the only thing I can think of.

It took everything I had to think clean. And not let my immediate dirty thought to clout. But I still could only figure out about 4 or 5 of them.

Poetmom99

on Jul 11, 2004

Easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds.
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
Talk
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
Legs
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it?
Money
4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Firetruck?
5) What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one, you can use your hands?
Fork
6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
A candy bar?
7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Last name

chiprj

on Jul 11, 2004

Here's the answers. Congrats to all that got them.

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? Talk

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it? Money

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Firetruck

5) What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one, you can use your hands? Fork

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? An Almond Joy candy bar. (Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't, Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't)

7) What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Last name

Good job to all.

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