If it's wrong, I've probably said it...
And that's just like being an Average Joe
Published on September 17, 2004 By chiprj In Humor
Last night I got a call from a good friend of mine (he has commented before under the name Regular Guy). Regular Guy and I worked together in Hawaii. We got to talking and catching up and we hit the topic of how he got this nick.

You see Regular Guy had an old car in Hawaii. I don't remember what it was, but it was one of the old steel boats the US automobile giants put out in the 70's. It had, as my high school driver's ed teacher told us, 'Six feet of steel in front your, six feet of steel behind you.' It was a monster. What made this car truly special was that it had a sticker in the rear window. At first glance, it looked just like a 'Ranger Tab' An arc of black with a gold border and gold letters. But instead of Ranger, it said Regular Guy. We even called the car the 'Regular Guy Mobile'. It was awesome!

The sticker always drew comments. Whether they be good natured jokes or threats of bodily harm. You see, we worked in an infantry division and there were plenty of Rangers running around. In fact, there were a number of Rangers in our military intelligence battalion. And Rangers don't like people having fun at their expense (more on that in a later post). Regular Guy regularly received 'single finger salutes' from infantry soldiers from all over the division. I got to borrow the Regular Guy Mobile for a short while and I got a couple, myself! It only made me laugh more.

Well, the Regular Guy Mobile is gone now. And so is the sticker. But I found a website where the creator of the Regular Guy stickers sells them, along with other Regular Guy stuff. You can find it here Link. Check it out, if for no other reason than to check out the design. These days, he has even more stuff than just the stickers. He has coffee mugs, frisbees, shirts, and hats, too.

I just bought a couple stickers and a coffee mug. I can't wait for them to get here!

Comments
on Sep 17, 2004
Cute!

The other day I saw one similar to that parked across from the Aquarius porno shop (know where that is?) near the base. It said "civilian" on it . . . really cute . . .
on Sep 17, 2004
Aquarius porno shop (know where that is?)


Is that the one by M.A.S.H.? I mean, no, I have no idea where it is...
on Sep 17, 2004
Nope . . . it's nestled in between a crappy looking barber shop and a military supply shop . . . you pass it when you're coming out of Wahiawa and headed to the base. I actually see military guys STILL IN UNIFORM go in there . . . sheesh . . . didn't their mommas teach them not to wear a nametag when purchasing porn?
on Sep 17, 2004
I mean, no, I have no idea where it is...


!! It's crazy how many porno shops/strip clubs there are in Wahiawa . . . you can grab a big mac, test drive a car, and get a lap dance all on the same block!
on Sep 17, 2004
it's nestled in between a crappy looking barber shop and a military supply shop .


Yeah, that's the one by M.A.S.H. Unless mash is gone. It's the car lot that is at the end of that strip. I've seen the uniformed guys go in and out of there for years... geeze, change your clothes at least!
on Sep 17, 2004
Ahh . . . they moved M.A.S.H . . . it's now at the corner as you turn right onto California . . .

geeze, change your clothes at least!


!! It cracks me up! Military and debauchery . . . you can't have one without the other!
on Sep 17, 2004
If only I didn't mind supporting 0's.
But at least he graduated on my birthday.
on Sep 17, 2004
If only I didn't mind supporting 0's.


There is that... but, I have to give him credit for the idea! It is a good one!