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Published on November 5, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging
So, today, I've been wanting to rant, rant, rant... REALLY RANT, RANT, RANT! But, I'm fighting my inner troll because I know what's good for me and what's not. So, this will not turn into a blog about why I... wow, just typed a whole paragraph there before I realized that's exactly what I didn't want to do... Thanks, Backspace for getting my back(space)...BWAHA!

So, instead of ranting about ... there I go again. I will win this fight! The inner troll will not prevail. I am a nice guy! No, really, I am. I just hate it when you... Geeze, there it goes again!

OK, I just pushed the chair back from the computer and looked out the window at the great view I have of the Monterey Bay. Whew... that's better. I can now go on without mentioning your inability to.... Whoa, that one took me by surprise... Happy Place. Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place populated by swimsuit models with beer... Oops, that last part wasn't supposed to be out loud but since I'm abusing my backspace key, I won't take that out...

Now, if I could just get to bloggin' about something other than how you always... Happy Place. Swimsuit Models. Beer. OK, now I'm good.

Just deleted two paragraphs. The inner troll will NOT win this one.

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OH, SCREW IT - If you want to post some r{BACKSPACE}... Not gonna happen. I got Swimsuit Models serving me Beer in my Happy Place.

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on Nov 05, 2004
!!!

But I so want to read the rant chiprj. So, so bad. I could feel it, seething beneath the surface, begging to burst forth. Let the rage flow free!!!! (Hmm, I think I am starting to sound like Darth Vader in his final figth with Luke)
on Nov 05, 2004
he he he . . . you ARE a nice guy, chip . . . but like BlueDev, I'm curious as to what exactly your dark side looks like . . .
on Nov 05, 2004
Let the rage flow free!!!! (Hmm, I think I am starting to sound like Darth Vader in his final figth with Luke)


HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice reference! But, I will not allow my rage to control me...

you ARE a nice guy, chip


Thanks... I'm trying.

but like BlueDev, I'm curious as to what exactly your dark side looks like . . .


Not gonna happen today... it'll take more tequila than what is already in my system to do that - there isn't any right now, but even the smallest amount of straight tequila releases the inner troll!
on Nov 05, 2004
Hey Chip...let it out!!
I admire your strength mate and I hope your still at the Happy Place..
on Nov 05, 2004
Yeah, I'd like to read a rant by Chip too.

I have to agree with BlueDev about letting it out. Afterall, you wouldn't want it suddenly bursting forth on some poor unsuspecting person who may be poking around your blog...
on Nov 05, 2004
Rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...
on Nov 05, 2004
You know you want to.... Just go read some of DPS's recent comments on mine and it should help toss you over the edge.
on Nov 05, 2004
"I'm a tequila...drink me...."
on Nov 05, 2004
I want to experience a Chip rant too.......let it out, dude!
on Nov 05, 2004
rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...rant...rant... come on everybody...rant...rant...
on Nov 05, 2004
Smite us with the Might Ranthammer of Smackdom!
on Nov 05, 2004
Feed the troll, help it grow up big and strong, you know you want to
on Nov 05, 2004
Thanks for the chuckles!  I battle my inner troll pretty often too.  Some people think I am just naturally nice but it actually takes a lot of work and sometimes the troll gets loose.  Nestle trollhouse cookies help keep him under control though   I think everyone is due for an occasional rant.  I might even be over due.
on Nov 05, 2004
Wow, I wasn't gone that long... HAHAHA!

Thanks for all the comments. But I'm still not going to go off on how much you... that was close... better get back to my Happy Place with the Swimsuit Models and Beer...
on Nov 05, 2004

Thanks for all the comments. But I'm still not going to go off on how much you... that was close... better get back to my Happy Place with the Swimsuit Models and Beer...


Sure, just points-whore the article using our heartfelt desire for a rant and then run off. Cock-tease

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