If it's wrong, I've probably said it...
Just a little...
Published on November 5, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging
So, today, I've been wanting to rant, rant, rant... REALLY RANT, RANT, RANT! But, I'm fighting my inner troll because I know what's good for me and what's not. So, this will not turn into a blog about why I... wow, just typed a whole paragraph there before I realized that's exactly what I didn't want to do... Thanks, Backspace for getting my back(space)...BWAHA!

So, instead of ranting about ... there I go again. I will win this fight! The inner troll will not prevail. I am a nice guy! No, really, I am. I just hate it when you... Geeze, there it goes again!

OK, I just pushed the chair back from the computer and looked out the window at the great view I have of the Monterey Bay. Whew... that's better. I can now go on without mentioning your inability to.... Whoa, that one took me by surprise... Happy Place. Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place. Think of my Happy Place populated by swimsuit models with beer... Oops, that last part wasn't supposed to be out loud but since I'm abusing my backspace key, I won't take that out...

Now, if I could just get to bloggin' about something other than how you always... Happy Place. Swimsuit Models. Beer. OK, now I'm good.

Just deleted two paragraphs. The inner troll will NOT win this one.

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OH, SCREW IT - If you want to post some r{BACKSPACE}... Not gonna happen. I got Swimsuit Models serving me Beer in my Happy Place.

Comments (Page 2)
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on Nov 05, 2004
Sure, just points-whore the article using our heartfelt desire for a rant and then run off. Cock-tease


I just let loose on your comments section... so, there's 5 for you, 5 for me...
on Nov 05, 2004

so, there's 5 for you, 5 for me...


w00t! Points whoring rules almost as much as ranting. Lovely rant by the way.

on Nov 05, 2004
w00t! Points whoring rules almost as much as ranting. Lovely rant by the way.


Thankfully, that was the short version. I had a multi-paragrapher written and deleted the whole thing...
on Nov 05, 2004
One question... was this inspired by our chat session yesterday? Seems somewhat familiar....
on Nov 05, 2004
One question... was this inspired by our chat session yesterday? Seems somewhat familiar..


Oh, yeah, that was just the start... my inner troll has been growing since then...
on Nov 05, 2004

my inner troll has been growing since then...


Feed him..... Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy as wrong brother and wrong brother.

on Nov 05, 2004
Post the chat with DH and let us rant. Just make sure to stay away from the billy-goats you troll, you.
on Nov 05, 2004
raaa......ant......rraaaaa......ant........rrrraaaa.....ant.........muhahahahahaahahahahaha
on Nov 05, 2004
Feed him..... Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy as wrong brother and wrong brother


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Making with the Star Wars references... That seems to be going around more and more today!

Where is this from?

I believe in a ruling class. Mostly because I rule.
on Nov 05, 2004
Post the chat with DH and let us rant. Just make sure to stay away from the billy-goats you troll, you


That might get me into some JU related trouble... mostly, the rants been simplified and shortened over on grey's thread... but here's a sample -

If you're going to espouse ridiculous ideas and try to come off as being serious, at least take the time to spell correctly. I mean, you're already starting off with a strike or two against you by being an a$$hat and spewing crap. And inability to spell is not a sign of intelligence. This isn't limited to just yesterday. A few weeks back there was some crap about court 'marshalls' being unconstitutional. I might be petty, but you're an idiot.

There. Happy?
on Nov 05, 2004

I believe in a ruling class. Mostly because I rule


How's about writing an article then oh exalted one?

on Nov 05, 2004

There. Happy?


Not yet.

on Nov 05, 2004
How's about writing an article then oh exalted one?


About how much I rule? That's pretty much all I do. I am self-centered and absorbed. I love being me.
on Nov 05, 2004

About how much I rule?


That would be good for a few flame posts at least

on Nov 05, 2004
That would be good for a few flame posts at least


There is that... hmmmm...
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