Dear Sofa,

Yeah, I'm that bored...

Published on November 21, 2004 By chiprj In Blogging

Dear Sofa,

I'd like to thank you for your years of service to our home. You have truly been member of our family. We've spent so much time together watching TV or reading. You've always been there for me. Like the time I re-injured my back and had to spend a few days pretty much living on you.

I also remember fondly the Sunday mornings in Hawaii. Early morning coffee and eggs on the sofa made football all the better. You always had enough room for me to lie down and enjoy the games with the dogs. And you were always comfortable and made napping during halftime easy.

I'd like to apologize again for the abuse the puppies put you through when they were growing. Getting used to their claws was a difficult time for you. And Toby sure liked to mark and re-mark your front right corner a lot. Sorry we could never get him to stop that.

I'd also like to apologize to you for the celery hole punch incident. Enough said there.

Thank you again, sofa. I feel that we've become so close over the years. I know that at times, my wife has thought that I've actually become a part of you. And there have been times when I'm sure I've left part of myself with you (George Carlin was on to something with his free a fart idea).

Signed,
The ass that fits perfectly into the impression in your center

Comments

Texas Wahine

on Nov 21, 2004

. Beautiful, chip. I'm interested in hearing more about that celery hole punch incident . . .

iamheather

on Nov 21, 2004

Oh stop, chip... You are killing me with tears of laughter!

chiprj

on Nov 21, 2004

I'm interested in hearing more about that celery hole punch incident . . .

THAT is strictly between a man and his sofa. Enough said.

Oh stop, chip... You are killing me with tears of laughter!

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks!

Texas Wahine

on Nov 21, 2004

THAT is strictly between a man and his sofa. Enough said.

Really? Am I missing a euphemism here?

chiprj

on Nov 21, 2004

Really? Am I missing a euphemism here?

Nah, no euphemism.

Varoom

on Nov 21, 2004

Funniest thing I have read in days...thanks for the laugh. BTW....does this sofa have a name?

Varoom (Melissa)

chiprj

on Nov 21, 2004

Funniest thing I have read in days...thanks for the laugh

You're welcome!

BTW....does this sofa have a name?

No special name... maybe it deserves one, though. It's leather, so maybe the leather lounger?

Texas Wahine

on Nov 21, 2004

I think you should call it Rodney. I once had a beloved neopet named Rodney. *sniff* I miss him.

chiprj

on Nov 21, 2004

think you should call it Rodney. I once had a beloved neopet named Rodney. *sniff* I miss him.

Actually, on futher thought, I was considering Tony Graco.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 21, 2004

Tony Graco.

That's unique. You know your sofa's personality, so . . . have at it.

Spc Nobody Special

on Nov 21, 2004

Signed,The ass that fits perfectly into the impression in your center

'nuff said.

Angloesque

on Nov 21, 2004

LMAO.

Great blog, Chiprj.

-A.

Ravenblack

on Nov 22, 2004

I too have a sofa, that is old and worn.

I always sat at one of the ends, so much so that the cloth there is worn and thorn and the cushy stuff under it has collapsed. In other words, it's really out of shape. It's still a comfy sofa.

>> The ass that fits perfectly into the impression in your center

exactly.

chiprj

on Nov 22, 2004

'nuff said.

How'd you get into my house?

LMAO.Great blog, Chiprj

Thanks!

I too have a sofa, that is old and worn.I always sat at one of the ends, so much so that the cloth there is worn and thorn and the cushy stuff under it has collapsed. In other words, it's really out of shape. It's still a comfy sofa.

Aren't they the best?

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