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Why Don't Cows Smell Like Leather?
Published on March 6, 2005 By
chiprj
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Why Don't Cows Smell Like Leather?
Just a random, odd thought I had as I passed a Wilson's Leather Shop yesterday.
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1
joeKnowledge
on Mar 06, 2005
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maybe its because living creators tend to smell crappy while dead treated ones smel like... leather???
:/
2
drmiler
on Mar 06, 2005
It has to do with the tanning process. And "live" animals don't get tanned.
3
kingbee
on Mar 06, 2005
as in wilson's house of suede n leather? they're still in business?
as far as the tanning process goes, tanneries smell like a lotta stuff but fine corinthian leather aint on that list.
4
drmiler
on Mar 06, 2005
as in wilson's house of suede n leather? they're still in business?
Wilson's been in business since God made Moses and they'll be around till the second coming. Your right about the smell. But if it wasn't for tanneries, corinthian leather wouldn't smell as good as it does. Tanneries *stink* to high heaven but the finished product doesn't smell bad.
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chiprj
on Mar 06, 2005
And "live" animals don't get tanned
HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?
6
island_gurl12
on Mar 06, 2005
HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?
lol! That's a nasty thread!!
7
greywar
on Mar 06, 2005
HAHA! Not even if they stand in the sun for a while?
*rim shot*
8
dharmagrl
on Mar 06, 2005
And "live" animals don't get tanned.
Pigs do, if they're in the sun for long enough...
Sorry Dr, I couldn't resist!
I dunno why, Chip...but I think that the doc's on the right track.
9
Shovelheat
on Mar 06, 2005
Speaking of cows:
What can a cow do that a woman can't?
stand in water up to her tits without getting her but wet!
10
Angloesque
on Mar 06, 2005
stand in water up to her tits without getting her but wet!
Unless we're standing on our hands...
Er. That probably deserves greywar's *rimshot* rating, if not an all-out *airball.*
Sorry. I'll go away now.
-A.
11
dynamaso
on Mar 07, 2005
Bulls smell of Old Spice, cows smell of Lavendar water and pigs smell with their nose...
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